On meeting the parents, advice from GMUM.

Darling,

I know you are going to meet the parents for the first time ever.

Smile prettily as much as you can.

Don't open your mouth in case you let slip any of your sl*ut chatter.

Don't belch, fart or anything else.

Your Ever Loving GMUM


Ain't nobody better than my Godmudder . . .
(or my Mam! I love you Mam! I love you Mam!)