(WINNER: me, LOSER: cris)
WINNER (4:19:11 PM): coolio
LOSER (4:21:43 PM): run dmc
WINNER (4:22:02 PM): ll cool j
LOSER (4:22:27 PM): tupac
WINNER (4:22:35 PM): biggie
LOSER (4:23:31 PM): dammit! i was gonna say him!
LOSER (4:23:48 PM): dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
WINNER (4:24:05 PM): that's two, you know . . . fitty
LOSER (4:24:19 PM): no, they were one for many an album
LOSER (4:24:41 PM): doug e fresh
WINNER (4:25:43 PM): eminem
LOSER (4:26:10 PM): young mc
WINNER (4:26:18 PM): missy
LOSER (4:27:08 PM): tone-loc
WINNER (4:28:44 PM): dr dre
WINNER (4:28:46 PM): br b
LOSER (4:29:02 PM): snoop dogg
LOSER (4:31:35 PM): dude...have you finished my report yet?!?
WINNER (4:33:08 PM): um, almost.
WINNER (4:33:15 PM): lil kim
LOSER (4:33:25 PM): couldya hurry it up?
WINNER (4:33:34 PM): i feel so BLAH . . . haven't exercised at all since last wednesday.
WINNER (4:33:36 PM): feel poochy
WINNER (4:33:39 PM): blech
LOSER (4:33:51 PM): wu tang clan
WINNER (4:33:55 PM): tribe
LOSER (4:34:00 PM): well poochy isn't good
LOSER (4:34:02 PM): nas
WINNER (4:34:15 PM): nelly
LOSER (4:34:58 PM): p diddy
LOSER (4:35:04 PM): what is poochy anyway?
WINNER (4:35:05 PM): skillz
LOSER (4:35:18 PM): ice cube
WINNER (4:35:23 PM): ice t
LOSER (4:35:28 PM): ludacris
WINNER (4:35:35 PM): eve
LOSER (4:36:04 PM): mc hammer
WINNER (4:36:16 PM): mercanary
LOSER (4:36:38 PM): sugarhill gang
WINNER (4:37:15 PM): vanilla ice
LOSER (4:37:28 PM): ok he SO doesn't count
WINNER (4:37:40 PM): UM, if mc hammer counts, so does vanilla ice
WINNER (4:37:45 PM): AND he's trying to make a comebak
WINNER (4:37:49 PM): or a comeback
LOSER (4:37:50 PM): mc hammer was a revolutionary
WINNER (4:37:57 PM): as was vanilla ice
LOSER (4:38:06 PM): vanilla ice was a wannabe
WINNER (4:38:12 PM): so is your face
LOSER (4:38:16 PM): there's an effing fly in my office.
WINNER (4:38:49 PM): um, it's your turn you bastard
LOSER (4:39:00 PM): no. i'm still stuck on vanilla ice.
WINNER (4:39:07 PM): oh come ON.
WINNER (4:39:21 PM): just b/c you didn't like his rap doesn't mean he wasn't one.
LOSER (4:39:36 PM): fine. cheater. jay-z
LOSER (4:39:41 PM): brb
WINNER (4:39:44 PM): i'm so NOT a cheater.
WINNER (4:39:45 PM): slick rick
LOSER (4:42:28 PM): um. who the eff is that?
WINNER (4:42:48 PM): slick rick! OLD OLD OLD school
WINNER (4:43:00 PM): look, if you're not knowledgeable enough . . .
LOSER (4:43:03 PM): you are SUCH a cheater.
LOSER (4:43:09 PM): public enemy
WINNER (4:43:10 PM): look him up you bastard
WINNER (4:43:15 PM): eazy e
LOSER (4:43:16 PM): hahahahaha
LOSER (4:43:22 PM): beastie boys
WINNER (4:43:37 PM): mc doom
LOSER (4:43:43 PM): WHO THE EFF IS THAT???
WINNER (4:43:49 PM): LOOK IT UP
LOSER (4:43:49 PM): where are you pulling these effers?
WINNER (4:44:00 PM): i'm really smart
LOSER (4:44:00 PM): outkast
WINNER (4:44:04 PM): freddy foxx
WINNER (4:44:12 PM): oh my god, i'm laughing SO hard
LOSER (4:44:14 PM): you are such a bastard.
WINNER (4:44:24 PM): i'm gonna pee my pants
LOSER (4:44:28 PM): hahahahaha
LOSER (4:44:37 PM): salt n pepa
WINNER (4:44:41 PM): Bubba Sparrxx
LOSER (4:45:03 PM): fugees
WINNER (4:45:07 PM): Bushwick Bill
LOSER (4:45:12 PM): EFF YOU
WINNER (4:45:17 PM): hahaha
LOSER (4:45:21 PM): those totally do not count if i have never heard of them
WINNER (4:45:26 PM): hahahaha
WINNER (4:45:28 PM): SO COUNT
WINNER (4:45:31 PM): so so so count
LOSER (4:45:33 PM): NOT NOT NOT
WINNER (4:45:35 PM): yes.
WINNER (4:45:37 PM): yes yes yes
LOSER (4:45:41 PM): NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
LOSER (4:45:46 PM): (foot stomp)
WINNER (4:45:47 PM): yeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
WINNER (4:45:53 PM): fist pump fist pump
LOSER (4:45:53 PM): (door slam)
WINNER (4:46:03 PM): (arms crossed, big humpf)
LOSER (4:46:04 PM): (cup throw)
WINNER (4:46:09 PM): (pen toss)
WINNER (4:46:22 PM): (squat thrust) (lunge)
LOSER (4:46:22 PM): (turn my back to you, you ass)
WINNER (4:46:36 PM): (point finger, you piece of shoe)
LOSER (4:46:40 PM): tlc
WINNER (4:46:43 PM): Kool Keith
LOSER (4:46:49 PM): i hate you right now.
WINNER (4:46:56 PM): and i you
LOSER (4:47:04 PM): grandmaster flash
WINNER (4:47:21 PM): Kool Herc
LOSER (4:47:36 PM): public enemy
WINNER (4:47:43 PM): you already said that
LOSER (4:47:50 PM): are you sure?
WINNER (4:48:01 PM): yes
WINNER (4:48:16 PM): after i said vanilla ice and you had to pull up your skirt and move on
LOSER (4:48:20 PM): oh yeah. sorry. um...mos def
LOSER (4:48:26 PM): you are SUCH a cheatingbastard.
WINNER (4:48:39 PM): melle mel
LOSER (4:48:50 PM): de la soul
WINNER (4:48:51 PM): coke la rock
LOSER (4:49:03 PM): mc lyte
WINNER (4:49:06 PM): N.W.A
LOSER (4:49:08 PM): common
WINNER (4:49:13 PM): bone thugs
LOSER (4:49:14 PM): dmx
WINNER (4:49:22 PM): didn't you say that?
LOSER (4:49:26 PM): no.
LOSER (4:49:30 PM): keep up shorty
WINNER (4:49:30 PM): the game
LOSER (4:49:40 PM): digital underground
WINNER (4:49:42 PM): Harmony
LOSER (4:49:43 PM): mase
WINNER (4:49:47 PM): ghostface killah
LOSER (4:49:54 PM): naughty by nature
WINNER (4:49:59 PM): gang starr
LOSER (4:50:02 PM): cypress hill
WINNER (4:50:05 PM): puffy
LOSER (4:50:09 PM): said it.
WINNER (4:50:12 PM): freaky tah
LOSER (4:50:20 PM): kanye
WINNER (4:50:22 PM): big L
LOSER (4:50:26 PM): busta rhymes
WINNER (4:50:51 PM): jamie foxx
LOSER (4:51:03 PM): arrested development
WINNER (4:51:05 PM): kool moe dee
LOSER (4:51:08 PM): heavy d
WINNER (4:51:17 PM): lil jon
LOSER (4:51:21 PM): method man
WINNER (4:51:23 PM): T.I.
LOSER (4:51:28 PM): mobb deep
WINNER (4:51:30 PM): roots
LOSER (4:51:41 PM): whodini
WINNER (4:51:42 PM): emcee lynx
LOSER (4:51:48 PM): da brat
WINNER (4:51:49 PM): the coup
LOSER (4:51:57 PM): foxy brown
WINNER (4:51:58 PM): schooly d
LOSER (4:52:04 PM): big pun
WINNER (4:52:10 PM): x clan
LOSER (4:52:18 PM): fat joe
WINNER (4:52:22 PM): spoonie gee
LOSER (4:52:50 PM): leroy
WINNER (4:52:51 PM): big daddy kane
LOSER (4:53:02 PM): jimmy gangsta
WINNER (4:53:03 PM): rakim
LOSER (4:53:11 PM): dr. little j
WINNER (4:53:17 PM): mc ricky brown
LOSER (4:53:25 PM): dj hippity hop
WINNER (4:53:26 PM): ja rule
WINNER (4:53:29 PM): hahahaha
WINNER (4:53:31 PM): WHAT????
LOSER (4:53:48 PM): hahahaha
LOSER (4:53:56 PM): dude, i've been totally making names up
WINNER (4:54:03 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WINNER (4:54:06 PM): oh. my. god.
WINNER (4:54:17 PM): i just took a drink and can't swallow.
WINNER (4:54:21 PM): oh my god, going to pee
LOSER (4:54:50 PM): hurry up! it's your turn!
WINNER (4:56:43 PM): oh my god, you're such a cheater. i WIN
LOSER (4:56:51 PM): no effing way!
WINNER (4:57:09 PM): um, YOU WERE MAKING SHIT UP.
I don't think I've laughed that hard in years.
(And, so you know, I didn't make up a single rapper . . . Wikipedia is very helpful for stupid shit like IM wars.)
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