I had a salad for lunch. (OOH, good story! Tell us more!) Finished it up by gnawing a hunk of bread that had been thrown in the bag with the salad. I then threw part of it away saying, “Ugh, too much bread.” (Because I was full.)
The “new guy” was in my office scanning and actually said: “WHY would you get a salad if you’re just going to eat bread ANYhow??” (Attitude included.)
To which I promptly replied: “I’m not scared of carbs. People who stay away from them creep me out.”
Which is funny. Because dude was just talking about coming off of his no-carb diet.
I’m a rock star. Rock. Star.
P.S. Don’t you love how I help you to understand the story with parentheses. You’d be totally lost without them, I know.
1 comment:
i ALSO had a salad today. although i didn't have bread with it, i did have my five o'clock three musketeers. tonight i will most likely have pad thai with at least one glass of wine. which i'm sure is also terribly healthy.
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